need everyone to know that the first two paragraphs of the Code of Hammurabi are exactly like the first chapter of Matthew. All I’m reading is names of people who did great things who are related to people who did great things. Y’all this is killing me. Filed under: Please help me, Good gravy I need to get out of Knox and Yes, my brain just went there.
Nope. I mean, I’ve babysat Tina. I’ve babysat her, but not her child. There’s...– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)