iloveyou

Q:

You devoted a 30 Rock episode to the rare EGOT--one person winning an Emmy, Grammar, Oscar and Tony. Think you could do it?

Tina Fey:

You know who ruined my chance? Betty White. I was nominated for a Grammy for the audiobook for Bossypants, and Betty won that damn category. I curse her name to this day.

anonymousfragger:

#this is why women live longer

anonymousfragger:

#this is why women live longer

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

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http://lizziedarcys.tumblr.com/post/96870759107/th1syearsgirl-that-moment-you-realize-that

th1syearsgirl:

That moment you realize that Snape overheard a prophecy about babies (it actually SAYS “born as the seventh month dies”), handed it over to his genocidal mass murderer of a boss for cookies, knew damn well Voldemort would hunt down those babies, and literally only started…

joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

(Source: filmchrist, via thatsmybreastsnotmypinlanyard)

deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: spookyblackman, via thatsmybreastsnotmypinlanyard)

newworldorganizations:

IT’S STILL SUMMER YOU ANIMALS

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poehlersvortex:

Mrs. George with Janice and Damian #coolmom

poehlersvortex:

Mrs. George with Janice and Damian #coolmom

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